I am a just in case kind of gal

I live in two bedroom 1200 square foot condo, but for some reason I feel the need to fill my home with 5 TV’s Why you ask do I need 5 TV’s ? Good question. The one in my kitchen while I am cooking (ROFL). Then there was the one in my office (which a few weeks ago I replaced with a 22′ LCD HDTV and Computer all in one). Then there is the one in my livingroom. Then there is the one in my bedroom. Then I have a portable battery black and white (in case of a hurricane). So do you think I have enough TV’s?

I am a just in case person. Before I moved to florida in my old condo I had 3 microwaves. Why you ask? Well the main one had a sensitive handle. That’s right, you heard me, a sensitive handle. So I had two back ups in case the other two got sensitive handles. One microve was hidden in the closet the whole time. Oy, don’t ask.And yes I also have lots of phones, but we won’t go into that. I purchased my condo prebuilt and if I had thought about it, I would have put a phone jack in my bathroom (next to the toilet). Next time I’ll know better. You just never know when you might suddenly need to make a phone call or better yet, answer one.

Then there is the issue that I absolutely, no question about it, had to have a jacuzzi bathtub, which I have only used once during the BUBBLE INCIDENT.. While trying to have a romantic moment with an exboyfriend, I poured a whole bottle of bubblebath into the bath with the jacuzzi turned on (just in case we wouldn’t have enough bubbles). And oy yes, there were bubbles EVERYWHERE. It turned a could have been romantic evening into something quite funny. I was running everywhere trying to catch bubbles. The bubbles were in the hallway heading towards the livingroom. He called me bubbles after that.Then there is a question of travel. Oy! Again, I am a just in case sort of person. I am a nudist and when I travel, it is only on nude and clothing optional vacations; yet I still OVERPACK and I never wear what I bring (except for a pareo). Once I took a weekend trip to another nudist resort and took one huge bag of tampons. There must have been six months worth in there (you never know). My parents picked me up from the airport when I returned and I dropped the bag with the tampons in them and they went all over the ground. My mother and I were laughing so hard that it took us forever to pick up the tampons.Anyway, I think you get the picture

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